av rawspont » tis maj 19, 2015 1:54 pm
Här är min intervju med Ilkka:
- So, Ilkka, there are rumours out there that you are, actually, nothing less than God?
- Well, that may or may not be true.
- Is it true?
- Truth is a slippery thing.
- I see. So, how does it feel to be b...
- All good. Next question.
- I didn´t even finish the ques...
- You´re predictable.
- Oh, I see, like reading the game on the ice?
- I predicted you´d say that.
- Of course. So, what is my next ques...
*BOOM*
- You fucking tackled me!?
- Yes.
- Yes? Why the fuck?
- I am a warrior.
- A warrior?
- ......
- Ok then. So, what´s your main strength as a hockey player?
- I see you.
- You see me? Well, I see you, what´s the...
*BOOM*
- For fuck's sake!!
- You didn't see me. I see everything.
- You see things on the ice you mean?
- Patterns, waves, recurring dynamic non-linear feedback loops. Hockey is a living organism.
- Holy shit. Quite the analyst I see.
- Ilkka? Where'd you go?
- Ilkka?
*BOOM*
Sådärja! Det blev ju bra. Nämenvafannudå?